Thursday, November 17, 2011

Bowl Full of Jelly

Laughter is good medicine, right?  

"If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars'"
-Jack Handey 

"Next Thanksgiving, here is a fun trick to play: When the mashed potatoes and turkey are being served, take some of both. But hide your turkey under your mashed potatoes. When your family asks "Don't you want some turkey?," pull the turkey out from under the mashed potatoes and yell "I tricked you!!"-Jack Handey

"If when you die you get a choice between pie heaven and regular heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmmboy"  -Jack Handey

 
And the holidays are coming up, which are really becoming more and more stressful every year!
I cannot believe that people have their Christmas lights up already, or their Christmas tree decorated!
What happened to Thanksgiving?

You know how much fun it is to prepare, shop, cook, arrange schedules, forget something you really need in a recipe, wait in long lines at the checkout, have last minute guests show up, clean your whole house all for about 20 minutes of eating.

Sounds like a great tradition to me!

Life is easier when you are little, you just show up.

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